When is it My Turn to be Happy?

Good morning America. It’s another beautiful day to be alive and smell the ….
Wait a minute! This is America in the 21st century. No shiny happy people moments are allowed. Not unless you’re given permission to by one of the following :
CNNABCBBCMSNBCPBSCBSNBCDHSSierra ClubPolitical Party of your choice.
animated copUnless & until such permission is granted, happiness, contentment, gratefulness, are off limits. Please pick one or more of the following topics to argue, complain, or at least be annoyed about :

 

  • Donald Trump
  • Climate
  • Racism
  • Guns
  • Sexism
  • LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
  • Taxes
  • Oil
  • Coal
  • Healthcare
  • YourMommaCare
  • Statues in a park (somewhere)
  • Footwear
  • Over Inflated Footballs
  • Youth
  • Old People
  • Short People
  • Tall People
  • You People
  • My people
  • Transportation
  • Exploitation
  • Frustration
  • Constipation
  • Religion
  • Some Kind of People
  • Countries That Hate Us
  • People that want to blow us to kingdom come
  • People we want to bomb into oblivion
  • Hacking
  • Unfair elections
  • Someone’s erection
  • Military
  • Missiles
  • Ships that go bump in the night

Someone please feed the animals…

History isn’t just the story of bad people doing bad things. It’s quite as much a story of people trying to do good things. But somehow, something goes wrong.”
• C.S. Lewis

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.”
• Thomas Jefferson

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
• Confucius Jefferson Davis statue removed

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